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Sarnia Chronicles - 27 Feb 2008 06:03 GMT
I don't think.   That's what my enemies say about me.   They say that I
don't think.   They say that I lack judgement.   They say that I need to
go back to school.   They say that I'm never going to get the girl.
They say all kinds of stupid things.   My enemies are in denial.   But
what else is new, right?

Let's think about what I allegedly don't think about.   Let's examine
things a little bit.   Let's start with the obvious.

1)   You don't think about what you're doing.   You lack good judgement
and posting this crap all over the Internet just proves it.

Hmmm, how can I ossibly respond to that?   I suppose I could say that
it's part of my strategy and that it serves a very useful and beneficial
purpose.   But they'd just ask me to explain.   And I suppose I'd have
to respond by saying, "You're my enemy.   I'm not going to do your
thinking for you.   If you can't figure out what purpose these ramblings
serve, then you look a wee bit silly telling me that I don't think."

2)   You're never going to get the girl.

There's a doozy.   Somehow they have a hard time figuring out that I
just don't want a girl.   At least, that's the impression that they
give.   I think they are fully aware of the fact that I don't want a
girl, but they gotta make it about something that it isn't.   I mean I
wouldn't expect my enemies to find religion and speak the truth.   So...
   I guess I'll have to agree with them here.   I'm never going to get
the girl...   But that more because I'll never want the girl.   And I
have a really difficult time accepting things that I don't want.
Scout's honour!

I guess that's about it.   I don't want to do my enemy's thinking for
them.   I like to watch them suffer with their single braincell.   It
gives me reason to laugh while I work my strategy.
Sarnia Chronicles - 29 Feb 2008 00:52 GMT
I don't think...   I'm sick of peole telling me that.

I have to constantly ask them, "How am I not thinking?"

Invariably, their responses are something like this:

1)   You're not going to be President that way.

And I have to remind them that I don't want to be President.   I have to
remind them that I'm not an American.

2)   You can't change the world that way.

And I have to remind them that I don't want to change the world.   And I
have to ask them what it is that makes them think I want to change the
world?

3)   You won't get a girl that way.

And I have to remind them that I don't want a girl.   And I have to ask
them what it is that makes them think I want a girl?

4)  You're not going to be a rockstar that way.

And I have to remind them that I don't want to be a rockstar.   And I
have to ask them what makes them think that I want to be a rockstar?

5)  You're not going to be a pornstar that way.

And I have to remind them that I don't want to be a pornstar.   And I
have to ask them what makes them think that I want to be a pornstar?

6)  You're not going to be a movie star that way.

And I have to remind them that I don't want to be a moviestar.   And I
have to ask them what makes them think that I want to be a moviestar?

7)   You're not going to get away with your crime that way.

And I have to remind them that I didn't commit a crime.   And I have to
ask them what it is that makes them think I committed a crime?

8)   You're not going to get your civil liberties back that way.

And I have to ask them why I have to fight to win my civil liberties
back?   And I have to ask them how they feel they have the right to
strip me of my rights?

I don't think?   If you say so.
 
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