Immigration Forum / Canada / May 2008

I hate the people at Global Television; they've got to be the dumbest
pieces of sh.t on the face of the planet.   Well, next the total idiots
at Blackburn Radio Incorporated!

Think about it!   I criticised a radio station.   Literally!   I
literally criticised a radio station.   And from that criticism, the
morons at Global Television and Blackburn Radio Incorporated believe
that I'm on a mission to change the world.   Here's the $5 billion
question for you:   If a man criticises a radio station, is it possible
that his criticisms were about, say, a radio station?   Do you suppose
there's the remote possibility that his criticisms were actually
entirely related to a radio station?

Now, here's another question for you.   If a man criticises a radio
station anonymously, how is he hoping get attention from that?   How is
he hoping to get love from that?   How is he hoping to get a girl from that?

I gotta tell ya, here on earth, if you criticise a radio station, it
probably means that you don't like the radio station.   And ya know
something else?   Here on earth, you don't have to like that radio
station.   And I'll tell you something else, here on earth, if you don't
like a radio station, you can tell whomever the f.ck you want.

And you wanna know something else about earth?   It doesn't matter who
you place under surveillance...   They would all complain about it.   No
one agrees that you have a right to invade the sanctity and privacy of
people's homes!   No one!!!!

And I'll tell you something else...   If you follow me everywhere I
f.cking go...  If you read every f.cking word I say...  That doesn't
mean that I'm interested in you!!!!   Here on earth, it means that you
have an interest in me.   And here on earth, I don't have to share your
interest.   I have every right to demand that you get the f.ck out of my
life.   That's the way it works here on earth!

And a quick note about girls here on earth.   Ya see, here on earth, I
get to decide if I want a girl or not.   And I made my decision here on
earth.   And I voiced my decision here on earth.   And I voiced it in an
earthly language -- English.   And I'm going to close out this message
with two of the most popular earthly words on the planet:   f.ck YOU!!!

I don't want a girl!   Never did!   And here on earth you have to
produce evidence if you want to call me a liar!!!

I'm not going to wait for your evidence though...   I'm going to drag
your piece of sh.t a.s to a court...  Yes, a court here on earth...  And
demand that you provide either evidence or compensation and punitive
damages.   And I expect the payment in earthly dollars!

There you have it...  My earthly view on the fight of your life...  The
fight you can only and will only lose!